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Release name : Paddle Paddle Paddle v1.2.0 + ONLINE
Size : 383.97 MB

Title : Paddle Paddle Paddle
Genre : Casual, Racing, Sports
Developer : Zoroarts
Publisher : Assemble Entertainment
Store : click here

Release Date : 25 Jul, 2025

Credits / Released By: OFME

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Gameplay

About This Game :

A brutally frustrating co-op boat adventure you probably won’t survive. But hey—at least you’ll look ridiculous trying.

Grab your paddles (and your patience) and set out on a stupidly long, lava-surrounded parkour adventure. In Paddle Paddle Paddle, you and/or a deeply regretting friend must paddle your way through swinging axes, weird wind, evil slopes, and that one jump you’ll miss at least 27 times in a row … maybe more.

At the end of the journey? A legendary, mysterious, possibly pointless prize awaits. Maybe. If you ever get there. Probably not.

This game will test your coordination, your sanity, and your friendships. You can either:

• Play solo and control both paddles like some kind of multitasking god

• Or play in local/online co-op, where each of you controls a paddle. Coordination is key. So is not yelling. Too much.

• Physics-based paddling like in real life (sort of. not really.)

• High Frustration™ factor (rage-quitting is a feature, not a bug)

• Local & Online Co-op — destroy friendships from anywhere!

• Speedrun Timer — for those who hate themselves

• One giant handcrafted level with wacky biomes and checkpoint options (toggle them in Settings!)

• Input Rebinding — because your keyboard will suffer

• Settings with mercy — toggle checkpoints, fix controls, or just cry a little

Hi! I’m Mateo — I’m 22 and I made this game entirely solo. The idea came to me in the shower (where all great ideas are born), and I decided to smash together physics-based paddling with a rage-inducing platformer. The whole project was a wild experiment made in under a month.

I hope you have some fun with it… and just the right amount of screaming.

System Requirements for Paddle Paddle Paddle

MINIMUM :

• OS *: Windows 7 (SP1+)
• Processor: 2 GHz Dual Core CPU
• Memory: 2 GB RAM
• Graphics: Intel HD Graphics 4000 or better
• DirectX: Version 11
• Storage: 1 GB available space

How To Install Paddle Paddle Paddle

1. Download The Game.
2. Extract with WinRAR
3. Play!.

How To play Paddle Paddle Paddle ONLINE

1. Download the “Online Crack” from the link provided below and extract the files. After extraction, move the contents into your game’s main installation directory.

2. Download and install Steam.

3. Open Steam and log in. If you don’t have an account yet, you can create one through HERE.

4. Press “Win + R” on your keyboard, type “steam://install/480”, and hit Enter. This will install and update the required game component.

5. Launch the game via Paddle Paddle Paddle.exe.

6. Joining: Start > Online > Join room > Connect to a friend’s server.

Hosting: Start > Online > Create room > Waiting for another player to connect.

7. Enjoy !

Notes:

• The game already comes with the “Online Crack” pre-applied, so you can skip Step #1 mentioned above. However, if your antivirus software removes the “Online Crack” files, you’ll need to reapply them manually.
• You can play on official servers.